areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(Source: daddog, via robinhook)

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

(via infinityadeux)

"Canadians are lovely. Gentle, civilized, beautiful people…till you give them a hockey stick, then they lose their fuckin’ minds! I don’t know why the Canadian army bothers with tanks and guns and bombs and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks and go, ‘There you are boys, the Taliban have the puck.’"

Craig Ferguson (via djchickenfajitas)

(via supernaturalwholock)

-30 DEGREE WEATHER

youmightbecanadianif:

Most people:

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Canadians:

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(via supernaturalwholock)

The closing lyrics to every Muse album.

(Source: thematthewbellamyblog, via tomlokihiddles)

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

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