The Flowchart of my Mind

areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:53:14 -0400

this will never not be hilarious to me

jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:05:38 -0400

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

#i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:56:18 -0400

#i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in history

"Canadians are lovely. Gentle, civilized, beautiful people…till you give them a hockey stick, then..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:19:37 -0400

“Canadians are lovely. Gentle, civilized, beautiful people…till you give them a hockey stick, then they lose their fuckin’ minds! I don’t know why the Canadian army bothers with tanks and guns and bombs and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks and go, ‘There you are boys, the Taliban have the puck.’”

- Craig Ferguson (via djchickenfajitas)

-30 DEGREE WEATHER

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:18:50 -0400

youmightbecanadianif:

Most people:

Canadians:

The closing lyrics to every Muse album.

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:09:58 -0400

The closing lyrics to every Muse album.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:29:36 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:01 -0400

gentlemanbones: I fucking hate game night with the engineering...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:49:47 -0400

gentlemanbones:

I fucking hate game night with the engineering graduates

fishingboatproceeds: #sass

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:14:15 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

#sass

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:35:49 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:30:10 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:27:16 -0400

really liking persona 4 so far

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:26:02 -0400

I think its taking me longer to get through a level as usual cause the game runs at probably 80% original speed, but I love the “facing inner demons” themes and the social interaction. Plus the gameplay is kind of like pokemon. Hell to the yeah.

Ted the bear is fucking weird though :P

these guys are awesome :P ah the sugar beach session season is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:35:36 -0400

these guys are awesome :P

ah the sugar beach session season is upon us :D

obsessed with this song right now :D the bass line is soooo...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:09:19 -0400

obsessed with this song right now :D the bass line is soooo good. Smooth

Ah the soundtrack to summer is building.

gergelytakacs: There is a little Oreo tectonics for you.

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:36:22 -0400

gergelytakacs:

There is a little Oreo tectonics for you.

autosage: shrexything: what thats a really good gamecube...

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:34:08 -0400

autosage:

shrexything:

what

thats a really good gamecube cosplay

jstn: Audi R8 gear stick.

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:38:54 -0400

jstn:

Audi R8 gear stick.

Stana Katic as Genya Ravan in CBGB

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:31:03 -0400

Stana Katic as Genya Ravan in CBGB